{100}{}{You see Irwin.}
{101}{}{Oh boy, can't you leave me alone? I have enough problems on my hands already.}
{102}{}{Problems? Maybe I can help you.}
{103}{}{Like you are the only one with problems.}
{104}{}{Okay, okay. No reason to yell at me.}
{105}{}{Hmm... I don't know. It takes a different caliber of hero than you. Listen, why don't you come back when you have a little more experience under your belt?}
{106}{}{This is a tragedy, believe me. Nothing is the way it used to be. I have a small farm outside town and a few days ago a bunch of Raiders appeared out of nowhere and now use my home as their camp. They killed Pugsley, my donkey and they threatened to kill me if I ever dare to come back.}
{107}{}{Just tell me where and I'll take care of the rest.}
{108}{}{Sorry Irwin, but I have more important things to do.}
{109}{}{Really, you would do that? You know, I don't dare to go there any more. Why don't you come back and let me know when it is safe to go back home again?}
{110}{}{Listen freak, I told you to let me alone in the first place. Now beat it!}
{111}{}{I knew you would chicken out. Everyone does when it comes to the Raiders.}
{112}{}{So, have you been able to teach those Raiders a lesson? Is my home safe again?}
{113}{}{It sure is, buddy.}
{114}{}{I didn't have the time yet to take care of it.}
{115}{}{Oh, thank you so much. I am sorry I don't have any riches to give to you, but here, take this rifle for saving my home.}
{116}{}{You're trying to fool me, right? Please don't play with me. Come back and let me know when it is really safe to get back into my home, will you?}
{117}{}{Thank you so much for helping me.}
{118}{}{Grunk?}
{119}{}{Look, I don't have time for idiots.  Come back when you've got some smarts.}
{120}{}{Uh Huh, Uh Huh, Uh Huh.  I dood it.}
{121}{}{Me no fix yet.}


{300}{}{Meet your maker!}
{301}{}{Get him... dead!}
{302}{}{You have just had your last cheesebread!}
{303}{}{I'll perforate you like some swiss cheese!}